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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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