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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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