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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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