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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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