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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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