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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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