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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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