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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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