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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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