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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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