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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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