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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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