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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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