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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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