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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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