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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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