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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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