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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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