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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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