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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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