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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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