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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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