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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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