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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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