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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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