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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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