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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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