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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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