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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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