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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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