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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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