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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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