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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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