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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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