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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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