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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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