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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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