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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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