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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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