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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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