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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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