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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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