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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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