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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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