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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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