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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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