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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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