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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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