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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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