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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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