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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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