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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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