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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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