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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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