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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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