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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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