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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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