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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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