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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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